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Tried playing pic rel.
What are you actually meant to do in it?
Isn't it a bit too railroaded to IRL history?
- Anonymous
16 hours ago
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Get titles and legacy points, manage succession, roleplay
No, it's way too random to reflect RL history- Anonymous
16 hours ago
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I disagree, it's extremely railroaded to irl history.
Turn Britain into an Islamic caliphate for 1000 years, with no connection to previous cultural identities, and it will inevitably turn back into England and Scotland.- Anonymous
15 hours ago
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Because you can bring civilization to the brits but not bring the brits to civilization.
There is a reason i do scorched earth in that godforsaken place in every game where i can. - Anonymous
14 hours ago
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this is false
i turned pretty much the entirety of former rome into an islamic caliphate, with every county, vassal and their families and courtier a fervent muslim - Anonymous
14 hours ago
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Not if you convert stuff properly. There is too much rng in the game for railroading I to IRL.
- Anonymous
16 hours ago
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Get CK2, install Elden Kings or Game of thrones mods and play those instead
- Anonymous
16 hours ago
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Don't listen to this anon. CK2 is very outdated at this point, and installing mods just means that you'll be subjected to the whims of discord trannies.
- Anonymous
16 hours ago
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moronic take, ck2 basegame is free, get the DLCs and mod it via steam workshop
- Anonymous
16 hours ago
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It effectively plays like a VN with a lot of stat checks that influence %chance of success for the actions you take, options you choose, etc. There's no goals set for you to achieve, you forge your own path. It doesn't really allow you to be railroaded into irl history either, it is far too random for this to happen as the other anon said
- Anonymous
16 hours ago
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frick your own mother and sister then daughters as well if you don't die by smallpox by the time they reach adulthood
- Anonymous
16 hours ago
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Breed women with large breasts. The genetics system is pretty sophisticated in this game.
Go back to fricking reddit where you belong.
The reason the game is still sh*t is because they keep pandering to you incest redditgays.- Anonymous
16 hours ago
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- Anonymous
16 hours ago
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Breed women with large breasts. The genetics system is pretty sophisticated in this game.
- Anonymous
14 hours ago
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but i don't have a boob fetish, i have a vegana fetish
- Anonymous
16 hours ago
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Do whatever you want? You can conquer all of Europe and change the religion or just play as a vassal as part of a larger empire. I do think that people who aren't into medieval history at all aren't gonna get much from this game. It's kinda the whole point.
- Anonymous
16 hours ago
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I'm not really into history (when I started playing I didn't know what Varangians were), and yet ck3 is perhaps my favorite game. Maybe the history aspect is going to be what attracts most players but I don't think that's the only appeal.
- Anonymous
15 hours ago
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That is genuinely quite surprising.
- Anonymous
15 hours ago
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I believe the devs have said that the main inspirations for CK was the Sims and Game of Thrones. There are people who enjoy playing it just to manage peoples lives and families.
I myself have always been into fantasy books with monarchies, and I've also always liked rpgs and character focused games. CK3 is an rpg with tens of thousands of characters. You don't have to be a history buff to find that intriguing.
- Anonymous
16 hours ago
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need an update to unbound mod so I can play elden kings without transhom*osexualry
- Anonymous
15 hours ago
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For me is to harvest all the albino in the entire europe and do every heinous and horrible act posibile till even the pope see your face in his nightmares.
- Anonymous
15 hours ago
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>isn't it a bit too railroaded to IRL history?
I wish... most playthroughs are a fricking mess 50 years into the game- Anonymous
14 hours ago
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Next big update will add a later start date so that's at least something.
- Anonymous
14 hours ago
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I want start date in 900s, more historical records than 867, but not as late as 1066.
- Anonymous
15 hours ago
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I found endless enjoyment from these games with autistic alternative history roleplaying.
- Anonymous
15 hours ago
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I was thinking the same, now I have more than 600 hours in it.
Avoid it and dont follow my mistake.
It is pure autism. - Anonymous
15 hours ago
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Tip: Activate the console commands, then you are a god, who can control the whole world.
- Anonymous
15 hours ago
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Be as reddit as possible. That's what CK3 is about.
- Anonymous
15 hours ago
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are there any good complete setting overhaul mods that make this game worth playing or is Ck2 still better for that?
- Anonymous
15 hours ago
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ck2 is still better at EVERYTHING except the undress mod
- Anonymous
15 hours ago
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>ck2 is better at gay cuck p*rn
I can't say that I'm surprised.
- Anonymous
14 hours ago
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This game is only fun for a while
They basically haven't added new complex mechanics since it came out so every run is the same with the same event spam over and over. The dlcs are a bit meh for the most part, only the tournament dlc is good. I don't understand why they haven't added republics, societies or nomads like in ck2 yet. For how pricey the dlcs are, you would expect them to be somewhat big but nope.
The mod scene is a bit impressive though, I have way too many hours in vanilla so maybe that's why I felt burnt out. I should try installing a frickton of mods one of these days. - Anonymous
14 hours ago
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>what are you actually meant to do
uninstall and play ck2 instead - Anonymous
14 hours ago
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I want to change religion
>You can't do that!
Why not? It makes sense from a roleplay and strategy perspective. I want to convert from Christianity to the neighbouring religion
>But you don't have enough pietypoints to spend! It costs pietypoints to convert religion!
Wtf? So how do I convert from Christianity to Paganism?
>By being more Christian! By being a more pious Christian you can convert!- Anonymous
14 hours ago
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Go on a pilgrimage, take the learning life path that makes converting cheaper.
- Anonymous
14 hours ago
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How do you actually have sex with your mum or daughter?
I know it's le reddit to call CK an incest game, but you can't. There's so many things you can't do for no reason. Can't let a guy vassalise you because you're the wrong religion but can't convert because ????. Can't build sh*t, railroaded to irl history and culture and borders.- Anonymous
14 hours ago
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Max out the seduction skill tree, specifically the perk that removes the penalty against close family
- Anonymous
13 hours ago
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And then what?
Everyone makes out like there's some
>press button to incest
But I have absolutely no idea how to make anything work in this sh*tty gameGo on a pilgrimage, take the learning life path that makes converting cheaper.
But you can see how moronic it is that to convert to Islam/be an apostate you need to be a more pious Christian/your current religion.
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13 hours ago
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>And then what?
seduce your sister/mom/aunt/daughter - Anonymous
13 hours ago
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>Everyone makes out like there's some
>press button to incest
Yes, then you press the button that says "seduce"
- Anonymous
14 hours ago
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>start as a chiefdom in West Africa
>feudalize, reform and create and empire
>from that point on, focus all your characters on seduction
>cuck every emperor and king in Europe
>come the 14th century, most European nobility is black
>modern movies and TV shows set in the medieval age are now historically accurate- Anonymous
14 hours ago
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I tried being a White Norse forging an empire in Africa.
Everyone was black within 2 or 3 generations. It was impossible to avoid.
It was a dark tide of unending midnight.- Anonymous
14 hours ago
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I did this and managed to establish a white kingdom in Mali, the gold was flowing and the slaves were of plenty.
- Anonymous
14 hours ago
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Have to go pillage Europe for more white people breeding stock
- Anonymous
14 hours ago
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You're supposed to import all the dwarves into Switzerland and create a Mountain Dwarf Kingdom. Create a new religion hostile to Christianity and defend your mountain holds from all comers.